Your Typical Wednesday

Sometimes I just want to
Throw my phone in the toilet
And roll up the windows
Of my car that no longer starts
And scream at the top of my lungs
Through the open sunroof
But I can’t
Because the tow truck took it away
I got $120 for it, a day’s pay
I gave myself a day off and
Minimized my carbon footprint and
My yoga mat just came in the mail
I brought it in smelling like gasoline from my
Newly sold car and I was so distracted that I
Ate cereal and milk for lunch even though
I’m mostly lactose intolerant so
I’m writing this from the bathroom
And my headache just went away, too many fumes from the old Lexus.

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