Dreamt that I was having coffee with my old self
– well, she was drinking coffee, I was having tea –
and I decided to give her some advice.
Hey, listen, you look gorgeous, you don’t need makeup,
do yourself and don’t date him, or him,
relax a little. Do some yoga.
And, for god’s sake, don’t cut your hair off.
I want to find a little mint that says
and jump into this glass of water;
see how long it’ll take before someone notices.