by Lily Harbingerr
I am writing to announce my resignation from my position as Head of Security for the Pearly Gates Division of Promised Land Inc.
Because of my respect for you and our professional relationship, I felt it only right and fair to submit my resignation to you directly so that you may relay my words to the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit as you are His most trusted attendant.
Full disclosure, I received an offer from a competing organization that I have chosen to accept. I will be assuming the positions as Assistant Manager for the Cerberus Division of Perdition, LLC.
Mr. Lightbearer has granted my request to start two weeks from today’s date so that I may give you ample notice. I didn’t want to leave the company in a bind at one of the “legacy” locations as you search for my replacement.
This was not an easy decision to make. The past few millennia have been very rewarding. I’ve enjoyed working for you and training many successful teams dedicated to strong performances throughout the countless years. But I feel it is my time to move on.
Thank you for the opportunities for growth that you and all of the other archangels have provided me. I appreciate your support during my tenure here more than you’ll ever know. I take with me the valuable experiences I have gained and the wonderful relationships that I have built. It has been a pleasure working with you. I wish you all the best as the company continues to grow. Please relay my appreciation to the rest of the staff. If I can be of any help during the transition, please don’t hesitate to ask. Sincerely,